LE DUMP IS DOWN 99% TODAY... AS PLANNED    |    ALAWN JUST BOUGHT A NEW LAMBORGHINI WITH UR MONEY    |    "ITS NOT A RUG ITS A FEATURE" - LE DUMP TEEM    |    BREAKING: INTERN ROHUN PROMOTED TO CHIEF DUMPING OFFICER    |    LE DUMP IS DOWN 99% TODAY... AS PLANNED    |    ALAWN JUST BOUGHT A NEW LAMBORGHINI WITH UR MONEY    |    "ITS NOT A RUG ITS A FEATURE" - LE DUMP TEEM    |    BREAKING: INTERN ROHUN PROMOTED TO CHIEF DUMPING OFFICER    |   

dump.fun

CA: 2vs9ZVMFV7TwRHrXJYeWJnco6vmmv4nqG89v3pBzpump

dump.fun iz gud for ur portfoleo

Dey made a hole website where u can maek coins in 2 minutes... but dey forgot to maek da "not lose evryting" button 😂

Wif all da rugs happenin, it's like deir motto iz "Pump it up, dump it down... wait we weren't supposed to say dat part out loud!"

Alawn Cohin

Alawn Cohin

dump.fun's motto: "We give evry1 da tools to get rekt equally... dats democrasy!"

TOKENOMICS

Supply: 1B

Tax: 0/0

initial LP: burned & renounced


Liquidity Pool: 12%

Marketing/CEX: 1%

Team: 87% (ALAWN HUNGRY)


CONTRACT ADDRESS: 2vs9ZVMFV7TwRHrXJYeWJnco6vmmv4nqG89v3pBzpump

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LE DUMP

INVESTMANT PLAETFORM

HOW 2 BUY

1

Get a walet. Any walet. It doesnt mater ur gonna lose evryting anyway

2

Put ur life savigns in. Trust us bro. Wen has "trust us bro" ever gone rong?

3

Buy $DUMP on le dump dot fun. Ignore da red flags. Dey are just... decorashuns

4

HODL and watch ur money disappeer like magic. Ur welcom

ROADMEP

PHASE 1

Maek website in 5 minuts. Add green color. Look legit. Done.

PHASE 2

Launch token. Hype it up. Get peeple to "invest." Dis is fine.

PHASE 3

???

PHASE 4

Blame da intern. Delete telegram. Move to Bali. Start new project called "dump.fun 2.0"

DA TEEM

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CEO (Chief Exit Officer)

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Anonymous Andy

CTO (Chief Theft Operator)

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Defintely Not Alawn

CDO (Chief Dumping Officer)

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trust_me_bro.sol

Head of Rug Department

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Who Dis

VP of "Community" (bot farm)

PUMP: 5TH
DUMP: 6TH
Rohun Vorah

Rohun Vorah

"We're here 2 lvl da playin field... by lettin evry1 get dumped on equally!"

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Please be informed that dump.fun is a memecoin created for entertainment purposes, with humorous references to pump.fun, the token launchpad. It is imperative to emphasize that dump.fun is not an investment opportunity but rather intended purely for amusement. It should be noted that dump.fun is not associated with or endorsing pump.fun in any capacity. Any parallels drawn between dump.fun and pump.fun are entirely coincidental and intended for comedic effect.